Marriage Quotes, Wedding Love Facts | Funny Advice for Newlyweds

Marriage is the process by which two people make their relationship public, official, and permanent having equal partnership of a man and a woman. It comes to us from the hand of God, who created male and female in his image. It is the joining of two people in a bond that putatively lasts until death. In this article we’ve collected the huge collection of Good Marriage Quotes and Sayings & the hilarious collection of Cute Funny Advice for Newlyweds, Wedding Love Facts, Best Marriage Status for WhatsApp & facebook, Life Inspirational Quotations about Marriage by Famous Authors, Short Happy Marriage Sms for Friends, Beautiful Wedding Anniversary Quotes for Wishes to Father-Mother, Brother Sister, In-Laws, Uncle Aunty etc. One Line Humorous Marriage Jokes, Romantic Marriage Love Quotes for Her & Him, Wedding Toast Quotes, Funny Marriage Advice Quotes for Friends.

Good Marriage Quotes, Wedding Love Facts, Funny Marriage Advice

Good Marriage Quotes


The heart of marriage is memories. ~ Bill Cosby


Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.


Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up. ~ Joseph Barth


A good marriage is the union of two good forgivers. ~ Ruth Bell Graham


Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. ~ St. Jerome


Marriage has some thorns, but celibacy has no roses. ~ VERNON K. MCLELLAN


Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of becoming passionate friends. ~ Harville Hendrix


A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ~ Mignon McLaughlin


Marriage is a mosaic you build with your spouse. Millions of tiny moments that create your love story. ~ Ennifer Smith


Marriage: Love is the reason. Lifelong friendship is the gift. Kindness is the cause. Til’ death do us part is the length. ~ Fawn Weaver


Marriage is nature’s way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child. ~ Robert Brault


Marriage is like watching the color of leaves in the fall; ever changing and more stunningly beautiful with each passing day. ~ Fawn Weaver


Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. ~ GEORGE BERNARD SHAW


Being in a long marriage is a little bit like that nice cup of coffee every morning – I might have it every day, but I still enjoy it. ~ Stephen Gaines


Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. ~ Simone Signoret


A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences. ~ Dave Meurer


The greatest marriages are built on teamwork. A mutual respect, a healthy dose of admiration, and a never-ending portion of love and grace. ~ Fawn Weaver


Marriage is not a noun; it’s a verb. It isn’t something you get. It’s something you do. It’s the way you love your partner every day. ~ BARBARA DE ANGELIS


One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, , it keeps you together untill you fall in again. ~ Judith Viorst


A happy marriage doesn’t mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you’ve chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both. ~ Fawn Weaver


Marriage is something you create every day. Marriage will not erase your debt, make your cranky family member nicer, or get you a raise. Things work out because we work at them. Period. ~ Maggie Reyes


Cute Funny Advice for Newlyweds | Short Wedding Jokes for Friends

Funny Wedding Advice


Marriage is the main reason for divorce.


Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.


Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.


Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter. 😛


The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. ~ Henny Youngman


Love is so much better when you are not married. ~ Maria Callas


Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.


Marriage puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.


Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. ~ Samuel Johnson


Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!


Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.


Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. ~ Benjamin Franklin


Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? ~ Groucho Marx


A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. – Michel de Montaigne


Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.


Trust your husband, adore your husband, and transfer as much property as you can to your name.


Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she’s a householder. ~ Thornton Wilder


A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. ~ Grace Hansen


You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right. ~ Anonymous


Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. ~ Erma Bombeck


How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. ~ Anonymous


Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.


A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. ~ Anne Taylor Fleming


Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.


Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents. ~ Anonymous


Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring, or eating with chopsticks: It looks easy until you try it. ~ Helen Rowland


There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage. ~ James Holt McGavran


The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. ~ Gabriel Garcia